Phew!! "R" Word Disaster Averted
According to George W. Bush, the United States is NOT headed into a recession. His word should, of course, be enough to assuage any lingering fears, economic indicators be damned.
Bush made this proclamation today at a press conference, where he seemed a bit startled to learn that gas prices had gotten so darn high. Inspiring confidence and giving off an air of presidential fortitude, just like always.
