
Comedian Dane Cook set something of a dubious record this week by performing stand up for 7 straight hours. Yikes. That's about 6 hours and 59 minutes more than anybody needs to hear from the Bon Jovi of the comedy world.
Fortunately, there are brave people out there fighting to put an end to this shaggy haired menace from New England. We all have our roles to play in this campaign, so remember: Friends don't let friends listen to Dane Cook.