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September 13, 2006

Britney's New Baby: I'm Trying To Do The Math

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I don't follow the goings-on of the Spears/Federline family all that closely, but it almost seems medically impossible that she has a second child already. Didn't she just have the first one, like, last week or something? I guess Kevin is a bit jacked up from all that rap success he's had.

I think a good general rule for a pop starlet who has not done all the well thus far in the child rearing department might be to wait until the first can walk and talk, but what do I know. I am sure having two kids will make it easier for them both to tour and be away from home 200-plus days a year. If nothing else, they now qualify as "average" in terms of family size.

God Bless America.

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