It's not even Autumn yet, but the signs of doom are everywhere around us. There are too many to list here, so I will pick the 3 most obvious proof points of the coming Apocalypse:

Katie Couric as an anchorperson/media god: Am I the only one who finds her "perkiness" to be abhorent? Apparently so, as the reviews have been somewhat decent. The woman is not pure evil, but she seems so utterly unaware of how self-absorbed she is that it's the same thing. I think they call that "television."

Baby Suri on the cover of Vanity Fair: Am I the only in the world who doesn't give the least bit of a damn about this baby? She looks like....um....a baby. Wow. And what's with that hair? Do Scientologists come born as 4 month olds?

Katherine Harris wins the GOP nomnination for Senator in Florida: As you may recall this was the very understated and not all shrewish Secretary of State who "oversaw" the ballot count in the 2000 elections. Apprently her chads were not hung this time.

Oh well, at least we're not at war or anything.

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