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August 21, 2006

We're On Vacation This Week


Even a train stops, as my old friend Tony P. used to say. And so, in honor of taking a little break, Manufactured Dissent will slow down over the next week or so. There is certainly plenty to blog about (including the media's resurgent myopia over Mark Karr, the coming apocalypse in the form of Katie Couric and many DUMBO to dos), but all of this can wait. Feel free to leave comments or complain. Enjoy your own dog day time, however you plan to spend it.

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August 12, 2006

One Man Gathers What Another Man Spills...


I'm not especially fond of nostalgia pieces pegged to the death of celebrities. But it seems to me that recalling the passing of Jerome John Garcia is especially appropriate at this moment in time, when the world is coming apart at the seams.

Go here to listen to some live shows. It may make you feel a bit better.

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August 03, 2006

The DUMBO Report: Super-Informative Storefronting Edition

A Vision of Progress: The soon-to-open BoConcept Storefront

It's August. It's hot as blazes. And nobody is doing any real work. So I had time to do some ACTUAL REPORTING for this edition of The DUMBO Report. This involved getting on the phone with several "very reliable sources" (read: brokers) who know almost all there is to know about the real estate happenings in this quaint little Brooklyn burgh by the river. Today's report may bring shock and awe so, please, if you are enjoying an icy cold Frappuccino while you read, do exercise some caution.

Items I Feel Reasonably Comfortable Reporting On As 'Factual':

It would appear that the news of Whole Foods and their purported move to DUMBO has been greatly exaggerated. At the very least, the rumor is nowhere near confirmable. My source had a conversation with Chase Wells, Whole Food's Brooklyn real estate man, and Mr. Wells said that the massive, overpriced grocery chain doesn't "have any interest in DUMBO." If that weren't enough, Two Trees is diving up the old ABC Carpet & Home space (on Jay Street) into smaller retail and industrial units, so there is no room there for a WF. Nor is there a space big enough in the Jay Condo first floor retailplex. That leaves only one other space with enough square footage, and my source has said that this owner has told him that he (the space owner) has not been contacted. Brokers have been known to play tricks with the truth, of course, but some of the logistics make a Whole Foods invasion of DUMBO an unlikely gambit at this stage. I guess the guys at Foragers can breath easy, for now...

The large space next to West Elm on Front Street (between Main and Washington Streets) is indeed being prepped to become a BoConcept store, the not quite overpriced upscale-ish cousin of Ikea. Residents and visitors alike should prepare for nearly 50,000 square feet of neo-Danish design knockoffs and plenty of espresso wood tones (dark dark brown is the new black). When will all of this happen? "Soon" is the best answer I could get. As those of us living a stone's throw away are well aware, crews have been working feverishly, knocking down walls, building window frames and generally creating a good deal of dust.

Across the street, in the retail space at 70 Washington Street (at Front and Washington), Two Trees is working its collective tail off to land the one tenant DUMBO may need more than anything: a high end apothecary where patrons can buy their mustache waxes and pomades and various other sundries. According to my source, "David has stretched himself to do the deal, and there is a lease out." That's David Walentas, in case you're scoring at home. It's not a "done deal" yet, but the wheels are in motion. One thing I can report with certainty is that it is NOT Bigelow Chemists, the infamous West Village landmark. It is, however, an entity that is equally "plush."

Probably the best news of all is that Chase Bank will, after all, be opening a branch in DUMBO (I, for one, am thrilled, as I've not cashed a check since I moved from the East Village, seven months ago). As best I can determine, the bank will be "next to SuperFine," on the Front Street side of the Jay Condo retail space.

Assorted Rumors and Rumblings:

-More proof that the Jay Condo retail space will be indistinguishable from a strip mall in Shaker Heights, Ohio: There may be a second DUMBO Starbuck's going into the first floor of the fast rising condo complex. Oh, Thank God.

-Something is afoot with the Empire Stores space, which has been, for fifty years, nothing but a magnificent ruin. One source tells me this: "Empire Stores didn't end up going to Walentas, I've heard Boymelgreen. The folks at the park are pretty positive it's happening." Well, if the folks at the park said it, then...

-Some sort of clothing store will be opening at 117 Front Street, in the 1000-square foot space between Foragers and the hardware store. That was originally supposed to be a book store, but the deal, according to one broker, "crapped out." Oh, do people still read books?

The DUMBO Report never sleeps, so check back often.

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August 02, 2006

Yet Another Reason the Mainstream News Media is So Valuable

This from Yahoo News: Is Your City A 'Heat Island'? Scientists explore why cities are hotter than suburbs.

Hmm. Ah, well. Let's investigate this. Could it have something to do with all the concrete and big buildings, the lack of grass and trees, the fact that all of the exhaust from cars and buildings gets trapped and the fact that the level of sweat-drenched humanity per square foot is like 200 times greater in a city?

You don't need science to do come up with this 'hypothesis.' You just need a ticket to New York City, the right week in August and ride on the F train.

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La Revolucion Continues...


The news regarding Fidel Castro's demise has been greatly exaggerated. According to the latest reports, the lawyer turned revolutionary icon is doing just fine. Or, at least, "stable" and in "good spirits," according to his own statement. Whether he will fully recover from intestinal surgery is not yet known, though he is, apparently, alive and kicking.

All politics and historical judgments aside, you do have to admire the guy's durablity. For most of his political career the Western world has had him squarely in their sites, yet there he remains, still ruling his island paradise (and the estimated $550 million fortune he has amassed).

It seems Castro has figured out the best way to retain power: Outlive one's enemies.



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